Don't open this

Published: Mon, 04/17/17

You opened it! From now on, I'm calling you Eve.

Hi, I'm Adam.

I wanted you to open this. I really did. Because emails are so delicious.

But I don't want you to read it.

Go right to the bottom and click the link. Seriously.

Click it.

Bad things will happen if you keep reading. Just jump to the bottom. Click the link. Really.

You're still reading? Why?

Thanks for not reading. Talk soon.

Bill

Make it a great day